2009年3月31日 星期二

What's the punch line?

以下節錄自New Moon中Edward和Bella的對話,

這真是妙語如珠阿...哈哈哈哈



He spoke slowly,"Marry me first."



I stared at him, waiting.........

"....Okay. What's the punch line?"



He signed. "You're wounding my ego, Bella."

"I just proposed to you, and you think it's a joke."



"Edward, please be serious."



"I'm the one hundred percent serious."

He gazed at me with no hint of humor in his face.



"Oh, C'mon." I said, an edge of hysteria in my voice.

"I'm only eighteen."



"Well, I'm near a hundred and ten."



對了,Edward是吸血鬼,所以不老不死...

好樣的one hundred and ten years old.

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